Day 135: Beauty Queen!

This brutal beauty was once a regular on the pageant circuit, but in one whirlwind weekend, she was stripped of her title following evidence mysteriously coming to light regarding her involvement in an underground gambling ring. At the same time, a judge was found dead in her hotel room, his sternum shattered by a spiked stiletto. She disappeared into the seedy, well-documented pageant underworld and soon emerged here, looking for the person who released the incriminating photos and documents. One can only guess at the property damage if she finds whoever is responsible.

Big thanks to Dawn for today’s picture. She was a big help in deciding what to do and the uni-brow and mustache were her idea. She also writes a blog full of all kinds of useful tips on health and beauty. Read it with your significant other and get more healthy and beautiful together!

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  1. I love everything about this, Josh! It’s great. If we weren’t friends before (and only acquaintances), then we definitely are now. :)

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  2. Thomas

     /  September 29, 2010

    The unibrow is a win!

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