I’ve been up in Wisconsin visiting my friend Cindle and her awesomely awesome child Maddox. This is the only photo I have of him looking like a relatively normal one-year-old. Just about every other second, he was jumping a motorcycle over flaming chasms or fighting rampaging apes with a rusty butterfly knife. Unfortunately, I didn’t have my camera handy for those moments.

what could be possibly be thinking about? wars? world hunger? puppies?
Dude, Wisconsin isn’t very far from me. Come to Indiana dammit! haha
Oh my goodness. I want to kiss his little cheeks and ignite his inspiration.
FLAMING CHASMS OF FIRE!