Okay, so I have a confession to make. All those posts about the clones I have… yeah, I lied. They’re not actually my clones. They’re actually people I pay to alter themselves physically to look like me and follow me around. But most of them are jerks, and they can’t even focus the camera most of the time. Why do I do this? I am a narcissist and I have a safe full of money. Also, there might be potential assassins nearby and I’m trying to confuse them. Why come clean now? Well, it’s Lookalike Day, so I figured there was no better time to reveal my terrible secret. Hope you can forgive my treachery.