Category Archives: Humor

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Sweetheart Queen

Sweetheart QueenIn the town of New Lovington, few things are bigger than the Valentine’s Day dance “Sweetheart Queen” and Elizabeth (a fresh-from-rehab Rebecca Gillis) is determined to capture the crown for herself. Thus begins director George Kornfeld’s Sweetheart Queen, a long-forgotten entry in the slasher sub-genre.

Elizabeth campaigns endlessly, papering the hallways with posters asking for fellow students’ votes. With only a few weeks until the dance, Elizabeth is barely trailing rival Amanda (an extended cameo from genre veteran Heather Ann Williams), so she turns up the heat, staging impromptu pep rallies and handing out homemade heart-shaped cookies and lollipops to any student she passes.

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Election Results 2012

Obama won. Awesome (if you voted for him. And if not, I’m sorry your guy didn’t win. Better luck in 2016.) Here’s how Stone Cold Joe Biden celebrated the victory:

Fans of election humor and cancelled-then-resurrected comedy show Arrested Development should head over to Arrested Decision 2012, a tumblr which posts images of Arrested Development dialogue over images from the campaign. It’s very funny. I made them an image and submitted it. If they never post it, I’m at least posting it here, for my few followers’ enjoyment:

Hopefully you guys get that joke.

Regardless of where you fall on the political spectrum, at least we can all agree on this: it’s over. At least until next week when the Republicans and Democrats start planning their candidates for 2016.

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Happy Horsependence Day

As it’s what’s widely considered to be “America’s birthday” today, let us look back fondly on John Horsecock, the first man-horse hybrid to actually sign the Declaration of Horsependence (maybe on July 4, 1776, but more likely it was signed much later). Horsecock was a merchant, stateshorse, and prominent Patriot of the Horse Revolution. He served as president of the Second Continental Horsegress and was the first and third Governor of the Commonwealth of Horseachusetts. He is remembered for his large and stylish mane, as well as his signature on the United Horses Declaration of Horsependence.

 

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Too Loud

I’m currently in Ohio visiting family. Since I’ve been there, my brother and I put together this video. Still tweaking the audio and effects, but ultimately we’re pretty happy with it. Hope you enjoy!

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Betsy & Waffles in: “The Fantastic Mr. Claus”

T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the place, Nick and I have this new comic to shove in your face!

Here is the brand-new, just completed Betsy & Waffles Christmas comic. It was a big effort on both our parts and we think you’ll enjoy it very much. And if there’s someone out there who you forgot to get a gift for, just send them a link to this comic. Quite possibly it will be the best gift they will ever get. EVER. Don’t question it.

Anyway, to read the entire thing, please click here. Or on any of the other links in this post. They’ll all take you to the same place. And what a joyous, winter wonderland it is. Please enjoy.

Merry Christmas.